hey-fucktruck:

teamjanos:

❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I’m fiercely unattractive and I’m not particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been set unrealistically high after years of mentally dating celebrities and/or fictional characters.

thank you for putting this in words 

(Source: kinseyseven, via cassammydean)

Posted 18 hours ago with 226827 note

nerdnuggets:

jelliclephantomfaces:

chandraleeschwartz:

six-months-from-never:

*sees broom*

*picks up broom*

"TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYYYYYYYYYING GRAAAAAVITTYYYY"

*starts sweeping broom sadly*

"There is a castle on a cloud…"

*holds broom horizontally*

"Never need a reason, never need a rhyme. Up on the roof top step in time!"

*sweeps broom angrily*

"IT’S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"

(via imtheprettyone)

Posted 18 hours ago with 11058 note

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

(via adventuresonpaper)

Posted 18 hours ago with 541080 note
Posted 1 day ago with 58515 notes

jacklesonmymind:

omfg their faces

jacklesonmymind:

omfg their faces

(Source: dylan-strawberry, via blushingmisha)

Posted 1 day ago with 14390 notes
Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
Posted 2 days ago with 211768 note
Let’s make the Flubber movie cover the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

phuckyoselfie:

insanitys-love:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

image

HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

Yes let’s do it for him.

Flubber, this was the shit lol

(Source: mspandrew, via ilysmdisney)

Posted 5 days ago with 12633247 note

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

(via psychophoenix)

Posted 6 days ago with 475722 note


"Genie, I’m - I’m gonna miss you…"

"Genie, I’m - I’m gonna miss you…"

(Source: llionkings, via disneydreamscometrue)

Posted 1 week ago with 10612 notes

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via disneydreamscometrue)

Posted 1 week ago with 179609 note

rockuzan:

His name is Liui Aquino, a filipino cosplayer. And I think, by far, he’s the greatest Hiccup cosplayer I’ve seen.

(via disneydreamscometrue)

Posted 1 week ago with 160935 notes
Posted 1 week ago with 88087 notes

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

(via when-i-hear-music)

Posted 1 week ago with 106794 note

rebeccasallyturner:

romantichic:

howaboutdisney:

OH MY GOD YOU ARE VERY TALENTED WHOEVER MADE THIS 

Omg

they’re just so cute like omg

(Source: crazychipmunk, via disneygirldreams)

Posted 1 week ago with 162236 notes
“I’m the kind of girl who fantasizes about being trapped in a library overnight.”
—Fangirl, Rainbow Rowell (via ahhhmayzing)

(via teenage-agnst)

Posted 1 week ago with 6586 notes
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